There's another side of me that first showed his inscrutable face in 1994. I call him
Mike the Obscure. This is what he looks like:

He has a quirky habit of putting everything that happens in life into neat little nutshells. Mike the Obscure started ghost writing a blog called "25 Words or Less" in 2007 that is supposed to be written by me and I can't seem to stop him. So, I simply indulge him.